Free Fallin': What CONPresstitutes a Crisis?

Take me down to a paralyzed city
Where they gas the greens
And the girls are petty

Oh won't you please sing it Tom....

Federation of Incorrigible Felonious Achtung!

The Feral Indicted Felons Association du FutbOAAAAAAAAAL, Your final Red card is coming @ Roscovitz' Red Square.

No longer an organization banded after this World Cup, no longer trademark protected once dissolved.

FIFA, a soon to be extincT-Rex within the Fallen Kingdom(Kan Dam), continues to deify the gravity of its not so purdicomment.

If the "Black Diamond" played today at a FIFA sanctioned event,



You'd never see any of his magic. In today's Mortal Kombat version of the Jogo Bonito, Pele wouldn't survive one game from the onslaught of metal studs to his legs, elbows to his face, bawdy blows decleatment  events, and last but not least, discriminatory treatment in favour of certain athletes over others by the referees, match officials, replay officials, executives and their sponserly overlourdes.

Athletes of Pele's type are once in a generation but if they played this world cup, they'd get run over repeatedly by the Beasts of Burden without a referee blinking an eye.

But any infraction they make or protest of infractions against them immediately merit them a warning yellow submarine.

Colonial exploitation-ism is alive and well at the World Cup, the last under the disBanned of BortherBunds Rob Her Barrens.

Piled High and Deep Or Chapter1: The "Basic Instructions Before Learning Elevation"

(Way too much revelation in the video that is currently hidden)

1) Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth?

What about People that like it here or well, you're here so might as well stay and enjoy the scenery for a while or, well if you want to leave so fast, why did you arrive here in the first place?

2) Basic Instructions Before Learning Everything?

Knowbawdy likes a "NOe IT A11."

3) Basic Instructions Before Loving Everyone?

Nice, but tell that to the ones that want it all or want to take it all away from everyone else. As a certain Engineer once said: There's enough for everyone's need but naught enough 4 everyone's greed. Meaning: Golden Calf Markets have to skyrocket 4 EVA or more likely B4 ELE?

4) Basic Instructions Before Levitation Event?

That's more like it. V formations all around.


5) Basic Instructions Before Learning Elevation?

A Good start B4 4. AKA: Proving Grounds in an MMO.

$ Bill, Open Z FUD Gates Or How I stopped and adMAYERred how Rowdy Roddy feller'd some DNA Rottys Pied Pipers :-D >^-Y

Never Miss mo'mints to make fun of Zem Zat Zey Live Rowdy Roddy!





Rowdy Roddy Pile drives another Rotten Rotty!  Holy Rotterdamn Batman!

Dear Rotten"DNA"Feller,

Z Boy remove Z Finger from Z Damned Yankee Doodled Dykestraw!

I, SERPICO, rust my brief Case your Honor against that Dyke bCAUSE Z flood gates have opened

:-D > /` -Y